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Aries: Died in the first hour, probably got caught sitting on the toilet

Taurus: Becomes a Zombie killing god, kills the equivalent of New York

Gemini:Dies of dysentery

Cancer: Becomes the leader of an army, just like a Walking Dead villain 

Leo:Claimed an entire Costco for themselves, lives forever

Virgo:Cries in a corner and drinks 13-week old Gatorade 

Libra: Survived for 7 months then killed by another human

Scorpio: The first to become infected

Sagittarius: Got bit in the arm so they cut it off and replaced it with a chainsaw

Capricorn:Kills travelers for their stuff

Aquarius: Accidentally steps in a bear trap and dies of blood loss

Pisces: Develops a cure

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